2000ish:

Iconic

(Source: middlechildswag, via ruinedchildhood)

cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: hobolunchbox, via funny-text-posts)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via funny-text-posts)

bagmilk:

when your in the middle of telling a great story and someone cuts you off

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(Source: bagmilk, via funny-text-posts)

gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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(via funny-text-posts)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via funny-text-posts)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via funny-text-posts)

dark-paradissee:

Thisthisthisthis

dark-paradissee:

Thisthisthisthis

(via w-nderful)